The Kingdom Hearts Dressing Room

[Nomura is, for once, not yelling or freaking out. In fact, he's totally relaxed on one of the couches in the living room, watch the Sues and alternates and clones walking around with passive interest. Sometimes he asks them to tell him their backstory. He's usually prone to loud noises and strange proclamations, but today he's having civil conversations, albeit in his usual broken english. Remember when people ask what Nomura was smoking to make these games? Well, now you can see firsthand. He's totally stoned.]

You know, many happenings of things are occurring here since I arrive very long ago, but as long as some days are being like this, it is not a matter to me.

[now you may wonder what nomura's been up to. oh, he's beaten repliku up with a steamroller and conquered sanity with ZA WARUDO!! but that's just not a big enough impression. ever since those geminis stuck around he's been so unsure how next to woo his loving creations who aren't so loving. (to him anyways) and then it hits him--

Fruit costumes.]

I AM VERY HAPPY TO SEE PROSPER OF MANY THINGS AMONG DRESSING WORLD !

MY NEW PROJECT REQUIRE DRASTIC ACTION. YOU SHALL BE WITNESS PEOPLE TO CHANGE, BUT NO WORRY ! IT WILL BECOME OBVIOUSNESS SOON.

[everyone in the dr may or may not wake up to discover they are in fact dressed in fruit costumes, LIKE THIS.]

[COMPLETELY OPTIONAL BTW. your character will fnd there are no zippers. so they have to tear it off, cut it open, or otherwise. FOR LULZ.]

SO, DRESSING PEOPLE !!

BECAUSE OF GLITCH IN BETA OF NEW KINGDOM HEARTS GAME, WE HAVE LOST VOLUME CONTROL FEATURES!

UNFORTUNATELY, THIS TAKE ONE OR TWO DAY TO WORK OUT PROBLEM. SQUARE ENIX APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR THIS.

[bows]

YOU MAY FIND THAT YOUR VOICE RANGE WILDLY FROM WHISPERING TO SCREAMING, MOST LIKELY IN EMBARRASSING PLACE AND MOMENT WHEN SEX HAPPENING PERHAPS, OR WORSE. YOU SEEM TO DO MUCH OF THIS LATELY !!

SINCERELY GODLY APOLOGIES,

TETSUYA NOMURA~

[You heard the man. All your characters can do is whisper almost inaudibly or SCREAM REALLY LOUDLY. And as a bonus, your inner monologues will suddenly become outer monologues. HAVING CAPSLOCKING YOUR MOST SECRET THOUGHTS! ♥]